Fucking prick…

Who’s fucking business is it what religion I am, and if it’s such a “disgust” then how about you hop off my page. If you are incapable of doing so then don’t he a pansy ass and send me an anon then never reply.

Anonymous asked: You're not Jewish. You're Christian. Because of baptists and Protestants believing that Jews must accept Christ before he returns messianic "Judaism" was created. It's disgusting.

I’m sorry?? One, I’m a little weirded out you know my religion. Two, are you calling me disgusting??

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

damonssalvatoree:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

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Any time you talk to anyone about something that they love, they’re, like, their most beautiful. It’s a cool gift to get to talk to people about what they love.

Amy Poehler  (via psych-facts)

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memecollection:

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healthier-each-day:

milk-eggs-vodka:

gosh mom I don’t work out to be “cute” and “petite” I work out to have legs that are strong enough to crush the souls of 10,000 men

that´s the spirit

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yarrahs-life:

yoooitsreebaby:

livewith-nolimit:

california—soul:

livewith-nolimit:

I told y’all he was king👑

oh my gosh!! 😂😩🙌

I’m so done! 😂😂😭😂

Stahhhhhp

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Flying in your dreams means a desire to express creativity and break out of your normal life.

tfm-intern:

The natural urge to day drink when the sun is out. TFM. 

peace-love-sex-music:

STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.

VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.

PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL

THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN

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friskydrisky:

PornHub Comments make great Valentines 

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